Why squeeze an elephant through the keyhole

Why not just open the darn door? Why provide a gazillion of different language implementations for DotNet? Because you can? Beacuse it's fun to see if it'll work? Sure, but the problem is there might be people that'll use the darn thing. Which may be fine as long as I don't have to see, or deal with, their code.

If DotNet is your platform, use C#